From the recording Lake Monster
Written after several boat sodas and recorded on an 8 track in a bathroom in Minnesota.
Lyrics
In the land of lake monsters
Something underneath us stirs
Paddle faster i don’t wanna die
Or maybe i drank too much boat soda
On a lake in Minnesota
I go real wet when i should have stayed dry
I got depth like a kiddy pool
And I’m as stable as a two legged stool
When the mountains called, my mind wandered away
Could someone apply a heart tourniquet please
Cause i forgot i wore my heart on my sleeve
So when you left all i had on was a tank top
When you left all i had on was a tank top
I watched Bigfoot stub his toe
On a grounded ufo
He said awe man i thought i was out here all alone
The Martians looked deep in his eyes
They said big guy we empathize
Why don’t you hop inside and we will take you home
I got depth like a kiddie pool
And I’m as stable as a two legged stool
When the mountains called my mind wandered away
Could someone apply a heart tourniquet please
Cause i forgot i wore my heart on my sleeve
So when you left all i had on was a tank top
When you left all i had on was a tank top
And I’m getting cold, cold, cold
Yeah I’m getting cold, cold, cold
I’ve got depth like a kiddy pool
And I’m as stable as a two legged stool
When the mountains called my mind wandered away
Could someone apply a heart tourniquet please
Cause i forgot i wore my heart on my sleeve
So when you left all i had on was a tank top
When you left all i had on was tank top
And I’m getting cold
Yeah I’m getting cold